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Updated 13 Feb 06

News Flash:
Record snow buries New York City.

News Flash:
Blast outside Baghdad bank kills 15, wounds 30.

News Flash:
86 car pile-up near Lake Michigan sends 25 to hospital.

Daily:
The Odd Truth.

Daily:
Caught on Tape.

Daily:
The Day in Pictures.

Odd:
Fertility drug use booms in China.

Interesting:
Is bug juice the cure for US oil addiction?

Nerdy:
Gay is OK in World of Warcraft.

Dumbass Award:
Chinese lovers seek matching nose jobs for Valentine's Day.

Interesting:
You too can be a rock god with the Virtual Air Guitar.

Update:
Steve Fossett breaks world record for longest non-stop flight.

Dumbass Award:
Dick Cheney shoots hunting partner.

Interesting:
Huge, ancient tomb found in Greece.

Olympics:
US leads the gold rush.

Obvious:
Dumbass wades into water during shark feeding frenzy and gets bit.

Strange:
Haitian woman tries to smuggle human head into US.

Funny:
Conan O'Brien helps re-elect Finnish President, asks to be sauna inspector.


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